Wednesday, November 23, 2011

LOGS: Ass Diamonds

<MarcusMaximus> Ahmed de-friended everybody on her account because they were bein mean.
<JumpinJackFlash> LOL I saw that.
<MarcusMaximus> They can be disgustiing
<JumpinJackFlash> I know.
<DamiNDarkness> You don't know til you have been with them in person.
<MarcusMaximus> I have been!
<MarcusMaximus> /nick MightyAhmed
<MightyAhmed> My dahhrleeeng, I shall go forth and breeng you coffee.
<JumpinJackFlash> /nick SexyChrissy
<SexyChrissy> Oh, my love!
<MightyAhmed> I will bring you coffee and diamonds to show my devotion.
<SexyChrissy> But my beloved, there are no diamonds here in Green Harbor for we are so rural and bucolic.
<MightyAhmed> NO! My badjia must have diamonds! So I will forage in the hearths and wood stoves until I find coal!
<SexyChrissy> YES!
<MightyAhmed> I will find coal and I will place it deep within my ass and I will squeeze it mighily in my great lust and adoration and form the diamonds of my fidelity for you!
<DamiNDarkness> ROFLMAO!!!
<SexyChrissy> Yes! YES! Squeeze the coal for me my beloved beast!
<MightyAhmed> I will expel for you the diamonds of my devotion and shall carve facets with my teeeth and shall find tin cans upon the roadsides and fashion from them the earbobs to dangle the sparkling glory of my devotion and from your ears shall hang the diamonds of my ass, radiating great twinkles like testicles of joy!
<SexyChrissy> YES! I will wear the testicle bobs of joy fashioned from the ass diamonds! Your pain will be my EX-TAH-SEEE!
<MightyAhmed> Ungh Ungh-- I LOVE YOU!!!!
<SexyChrissy> Of course you do, mighty man-unit of passion!
<DamiNDarkness> Oh hell I am so putting this log up. You're both dead!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Logs Logs Logs!

Notice nobody else is even attempting to interrupt. 

 

TankChat #bitchfest 5:22:37 -+:log:+-


<AfreetAji>     You are an ass.
<MrcsMxms> that's Shakespeare
<AfreetAji>      It's just the truth in this case.
<MrcsMxms>  yah but also shakespeare, so bite me
<AfreetAji>      Nothing could make me engage in contact between my mouth and any part of your being.
<MrcsMxms>  i'd bathe in purel first just for you haha
<AfreetAji>      Drown in it.
<MrcsMxms>  r u trying 2 say u want 2 c other peeple?
<MrcsMxms>  hahahaha
<AfreetAji>      bugger off

Thursday, October 20, 2011

I Will Pretend-Cut A Bitch!

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The Sceptics’ Tank has been around since the very beginning of the internet, founded before the term “social networking” existed. In those first, baby-step days, we had a presence on the old BBS boards, launching in 1989, when “the internet” wasn’t even called that. There was Prodigy, later Compuserve, and most people had a vague awareness of something called “email” that was mentioned on tv now and then. The Twelve were its founders. The original Twelve, additional Nine, and subsequent Half Dozen have been identical for fifteen years. We have lost a single member to death, and another to federal prison. The latter is out, back, and welcome… good to see Seth wandering the IRC hallways. THE SCEPTICS’ TANK got its name, and solidified its presence as an actual group, in 1992. This spring (2012), we will be twenty years old.



No member has ever been banned from our BBS (now defunct, but that was what we had way back in the stone-age), our IRC channels, the forum, or this blog. Granted, we are a private group, and only allow visitors on rare occasions. We’ve banned people from the IRC channels, but these were hackers attempting to steal our hacks and servers.



The IRC servers have Channel Owners, but everyone is an Op. The forum has no administrators except for the webmistress (Olie), and Overseer (Marc). Both are simply in charge of fixing the broken shit. Nobody is silenced. Nobody is “in charge.” Stupid people don’t get in to start with.



Now, let’s think about this. Nobody—not one member—has ever been censored, silenced, or shunned. We have knock-down, drag-out fights over politics, religion, current events, morality, literature, string theory, and everything else. Yesterday—October 19, 2011—a founding member referred to another founding member as a “cocksucker.” The discussion in question began on IRC, migrated to the forum, and was an in-depth debate concerning Stargate, Star Trek, the Prime Directive, and featured quotes from Schopenhauer, Descartes, Spinoza, Tolstoy, Saint Augustine, Marx, and Leibniz. (Members can check the thread if they think we are shitting them. We are really not shitting.) It also bears mentioning that the invoker of the word “cocksucker” is a tenured professor at one of the finest universities in the country (which shall remain nameless, to protect the innocent, and the tenure), the ALLEGED sucker in question is a Roman Catholic priest.



It’s fine. It was a heart-felt and vigorous debate.



The point, after a week of more ABSOLUTE WRITE hijinx (which, as always, bled outward), more blog posters moderating honest, if embarrassing, comments, of Kindle Board wig-outs that resulted in massive email-explosions, and cetera… THE POINT is that grown ups who are not fucking assholes never need babysitting. Call the priest a cocksucker. He can take it, and dish it right back at you in full measure. Tell the professor he doesn’t know shit. He can argue in response with a side order of piss.



Never, in the history of this group, has a topic been closed, moved, changed, banned, barred, or discouraged.



We will celebrate twenty years together, snot-slinging, bitching, moaning, insulting, and loving the living hell out of one another. Nobody has ever been silenced or moderated. We slug it out. We hug it out.



It works. Try it. Or just shut up and unplug.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

New Look and other stuff--

We have updated the blog because everyone hated the old blog.

New design is courtesy of Chrissy, who should be resting.

 

Mark  and Ellie are sponsoring a get-together in the Austin area, TX folks hook up via IRC or the back-channel.

 

Chrissy, Ahmed, and a few notable notables will be at the Foundation Room  in Boston rubbing elbows for the Ally Fund this Saturday.  Contact them directly if you are in the area.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

The Night to Fight Cancer—Call for Tankers

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This September 17th is the Night to Fight Cancer event, and in the past the Sceptics Tank members were huge supporters and contributors.

New England area tankers can both attend and, possibly, contribute to the event.

The link on the Jimmy Fund/Dana Farber site for the event is:

http://www.jimmyfund.org/eve/event/a-night-to-fight-cancer/

PLEASE consider making a contribution if you are not in the area, or attending if you are.  Ahmed, Chrissy, Damiano, Gayle, and many other tankers and friends will be front and center.

Contact Jimmy Carroll, Matt O'Neill, or Joe Ford at: ANightToFightCancer@gmail.com

Thanks everyone!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

This Week In IRC …

Sunday 10 July 12:22:41

Shandalear:         I love goldfinches.
MarcusMaximus:  Why?
Shandalear:         What do you mean WHY?
MarcusMaximus:  You mean, like, the little yellow birds?
Shandalear:         Is there another thing called a goldfinch?
MarcusMaximus:  Not that I know of.
Shandalear:         No, the little yellow birds. I love them.
MarcusMaximus:  Why?
Shandalear:         Why not?
MarcusMaximus:  It seems weird.
Shandalear:         You probably like bluejays.
MarcusMaximus:  So?
Shandalear:         That's weird. *snicker*  Jay-lover!

Sunday 10 July 13:52:08

AfreetAji:               We're fighting a little.
DamiDark:             Define "a little."
AfreetAji:               We're fighting about a thing, but not about eachother.
DamiDark:            That makes no sense.
AfreetAji:               You've met my Badjia. What makes sense?
DamiDark:            But you ARE fighting.
AfreetAji:               It's a tiff, more.
DamiDark:            Define tiff.
AfreetAji:               More an ongoing snit.
DamiDark:             Define snit.
AfreetAji:               Go bugger yourself with a dictionary.
DamiDark:            Ow. Sharp edges.
AfreetAji:               Use your kindle.
AfreetAji:               Ow. Mechanical items and batteries.
AfreetAji:               Yes, and you can't read them in the dark with the special screen.
DamiDark:             I could get one of those little lights but that would
                                   probably hurt as much as the sharp edges.
AfreetAji:               There is that.
MarcusMaximus:  I just started a pool.
DamiDark:            ?????
MarcusMaximus:  $10, all in, first to come closest to make-up time and date takes
                                     all.
AfreetAji:               You took bets on my relationship?
MarcusMaximus:   It seemed like a fun idea.
AfreetAji:               You are a sick bastard.
DamiDark:             LOL
MarcusMaximus:   Feeling insecure?
AfreetAji:               No, and now we are not going to ever admit we made up.
MarcusMaximus:  You're just scared she wants me.
DamiDark:            Hey, now!
AfreetAji:               I'll throw you for a beating.
MarcusMaximus:  You can't reach from there. I'm in Texas.
AfreetAji:               My penis can make it to Dallas from here.
DamiDark:            He's in Austin. Which one is closer?
MarcusMaximus:  Everybody /join #TeamChrissy or #TeamAhmed !

Monday 11 July 15:37:32

Cowpoke:             Communication is the problem to the answer.
WhoaNellie:          Huh?
Cowpoke:             You got her number and your hand is on the phone.
WhoaNellie:          Who?
Cowpoke:             The weather breaks and all the lines are down...
WhoaNellie:          WTF?
Cowpoke:             The things we do for love (the things we do for love!)
Cowpoke:             Like walkin' in the rain and the snow when there's nowhere to go...
Cowpoke:             And you're feelin' like a part of you is dyin'!
WhoaNellie:          You. Are. Such. An. Ass.
Cowpoke:             And. You're. Lookin'. For. The. Answer. In. Her. Eyes.
WhoaNellie:          I hate you.
Cowpoke:             :)
WhoaNellie:          suck hot death.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Don’t Make Em Angry

This just in: Olie and the Doc are fighting.  REPEAT: OLIE AND THE DOC ARE FIGHTING.

No word on extended damages. Sides are being taken. Sign up in the IRC chat room #TEAMAHMED or #TEAMCHRISSY.

Marc is in charge of the make-up pool.  Winner takes all bets.  $10 each.  (Monopoly money, of course—cough.)

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Friday, July 8, 2011

Welcome Back...

After great discussion we have decided to drag the blog up from the rubble of our former web presence.

Announcements will be here, as well as on the loop.

Because it's always good to have things done twice.

Or whatever.