This Week In IRC …

Sunday 10 July 12:22:41

Shandalear:         I love goldfinches.
MarcusMaximus:  Why?
Shandalear:         What do you mean WHY?
MarcusMaximus:  You mean, like, the little yellow birds?
Shandalear:         Is there another thing called a goldfinch?
MarcusMaximus:  Not that I know of.
Shandalear:         No, the little yellow birds. I love them.
MarcusMaximus:  Why?
Shandalear:         Why not?
MarcusMaximus:  It seems weird.
Shandalear:         You probably like bluejays.
MarcusMaximus:  So?
Shandalear:         That's weird. *snicker*  Jay-lover!

Sunday 10 July 13:52:08

AfreetAji:               We're fighting a little.
DamiDark:             Define "a little."
AfreetAji:               We're fighting about a thing, but not about eachother.
DamiDark:            That makes no sense.
AfreetAji:               You've met my Badjia. What makes sense?
DamiDark:            But you ARE fighting.
AfreetAji:               It's a tiff, more.
DamiDark:            Define tiff.
AfreetAji:               More an ongoing snit.
DamiDark:             Define snit.
AfreetAji:               Go bugger yourself with a dictionary.
DamiDark:            Ow. Sharp edges.
AfreetAji:               Use your kindle.
AfreetAji:               Ow. Mechanical items and batteries.
AfreetAji:               Yes, and you can't read them in the dark with the special screen.
DamiDark:             I could get one of those little lights but that would
                                   probably hurt as much as the sharp edges.
AfreetAji:               There is that.
MarcusMaximus:  I just started a pool.
DamiDark:            ?????
MarcusMaximus:  $10, all in, first to come closest to make-up time and date takes
                                     all.
AfreetAji:               You took bets on my relationship?
MarcusMaximus:   It seemed like a fun idea.
AfreetAji:               You are a sick bastard.
DamiDark:             LOL
MarcusMaximus:   Feeling insecure?
AfreetAji:               No, and now we are not going to ever admit we made up.
MarcusMaximus:  You're just scared she wants me.
DamiDark:            Hey, now!
AfreetAji:               I'll throw you for a beating.
MarcusMaximus:  You can't reach from there. I'm in Texas.
AfreetAji:               My penis can make it to Dallas from here.
DamiDark:            He's in Austin. Which one is closer?
MarcusMaximus:  Everybody /join #TeamChrissy or #TeamAhmed !

Monday 11 July 15:37:32

Cowpoke:             Communication is the problem to the answer.
WhoaNellie:          Huh?
Cowpoke:             You got her number and your hand is on the phone.
WhoaNellie:          Who?
Cowpoke:             The weather breaks and all the lines are down...
WhoaNellie:          WTF?
Cowpoke:             The things we do for love (the things we do for love!)
Cowpoke:             Like walkin' in the rain and the snow when there's nowhere to go...
Cowpoke:             And you're feelin' like a part of you is dyin'!
WhoaNellie:          You. Are. Such. An. Ass.
Cowpoke:             And. You're. Lookin'. For. The. Answer. In. Her. Eyes.
WhoaNellie:          I hate you.
Cowpoke:             :)
WhoaNellie:          suck hot death.