Corvania Rankings and Log Snips

This week's rankings:

Current First Circle Rankings:

Finnvara (Thief) 64,355
Abados (Warrior) 61,000
Ladvaris (Ambassador) 49,755
Ellinore(Cleric) 32,450
Riley (Wizard) 22,115

Second Round Deaths/Outcastings: 

Abados (killed by Finnvara)
Foster (killed by Finnvara)
Rezeva (killed by Abados)
Zanjari (cast into dungeon by Abados)
Riley (cast into dungeon by Abados)
Stephos (killed by Riley)

Best Chat Snippets of the Week:

<Finnvara>  Sorry.
<Abados>    WTF??? AGAIN???
<Finnvara>  I hope it didn't hurt.
<Abados>    I am taking back almost all of your presents. #santafail
<Finnvara>  Almost all?
<Ladivaris> No, you're not whipped at all.
<Abados>    SUCK HOT DEATH, MARC!


<Ladivaris> You're kinda hot for a nun.
<Ellinore>  I'm the kind that gives spankings with rulers.
<Ladivaris> Rowr!
<Ellinore>  So, Ambassador, are you going to sell me that jewel?
<Ladivaris> You could be habit forming.


<Riley>     I will sell you a ruserrection spell for three releases.
<Abados>    Not worth it.
<Ladivaris> I sold my jewels to Ellinore.
<Abados>    WHY THE BLOODY SHITE DID YOU DO THAT???
<Ladivaris> She's hot and she wanted them!
<Abados>    She's a corrupt cleric, ass-cheese.
<Ladivaris> She's all sexy and promisd me stuff.
<Abados>    It says right on her avatar blurb "corrupt."
<Ladivaris> I know, but I'm married to her outside of Corvania.
<Abados>    I HAVE BEEN KILLED TWICE BY FINNVARA YOU TWIT.
<Ladivaris> That's trouble in YOUR paradise, pal.
<Abados>    None of you know what an ALLIANCE is. NONE of you.
<Riley>     Why are you mad at everyone else?
<Abados>    Shut the hell up Riley.

Corvania Website and Rankings

The Corvania Chronicles website, lovingly put together by Finnvara (Chrissy) herself is UP! Weekly rankings will be posted there.

More pages will be added as play continues.  Please bookmark it!  Note: Facebook blocks urls with gamer tags, so you will not be able to post it on your feeds.

VISIT THE CORVANIA CHRONICLES PAGE


Current First Circle Rankings:

    Finnvara (Thief) 20,505
    Ladvaris (Ambassador) 19,755
    Abados (Warrior) 19,800
    Delinar (Witch) 19,740
    Riley (Wizard) 17,805

First Round Deaths/Outcastings:

    Zanjari (killed by Abados)
    Ellinore (cast into dungeon by Finnvara
    Foster (killed by Finnvara) Eldridge (exiled to Remvoran by Finnvara)
    Cosette (killed by Zanjari)
    Abarian (killed by Zanjari)
    Lirrin (cast into dungeon by  Finnvara, awaiting execution)

Defyin' da Mayans Party

It's the end of days! So we are having a party to defy those pesky Mayan calendar twerps. If you are home on December 21st, please log in to join your fellow tankeheads for an IRC chat session from Midnight (showing up early is fine) til the end of days comes... or the booze runs out. Should the world fail to end we will be doing some serious celebrating, beginning at the midnight hour, including the following:

• Skype Karaoke
• Trivia Blast
• Drinking Games 
• Fabulous Prizes, including cash and gift certificates, for those who are the most ridiculous

Be there or be square!!

Holiday Shennanigans

Holiday update, just to prove the blog still works!

1. If you did not sign up to participate in the gift swap, you're too late. MAKE SURE YOU MAIL PACKAGES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE so that they arrive on time. As always, awards will be given in January for:  a. gift that traveled the farthest  b. dumbest gift  c. most disgusting gift
2. We are pleased to announce the return of CORVANIA CHRONICLES. A BRAND NEW version has launched, Tankers-only, with some amazing world building. Skyrim shmyrim! Dice roll takes  place December 8. If you miss First Dice you can't be First Circle, so show up!
3. Negotiations are currently underway to purchase new servers so that we can bulk up IRC for greater slam-width. Though not yet completed, at least two are a lock (just a matter of paperwork going through). Thanks to Damiano for his help in making this happen.
4. If you have been looking for an IRC application that works on both Android platforms and Kindle Fire, the newer version of AndroidIRC, AndChat, works like silk. Go, download, be happy:

http://www.andchat.net/page/download

And a preview of the new legend...

Designed by Chrissy Olinger for The Sceptics Tank 2012

HABO—Olie is asking for a favor if you can for Mental Health Awareness Month

Olie and Aji are asking any tankers who can to donate a buck or two to this very good and noble cause via a friend.

CHECK IT OUT

New Dedicated, Tank IRC Client

At long last we have finished the IRC program designed by, and for, THE SCEPTICS TANK. Tank IRC has been a labor of love. The new client does everything that mIRC does, everything that pIRCH did, and stuff no IRC client has ever done before.

The interface is pop-out-able, the server connections incredibly smooth, and it comes ready to have your own scripts and code rolled in very quickly and easily using familiar commands.

A MILLION thanks to:

Marc Springwell
Seth Hart
Chrissy Olinger
Jayce Moran

Members can now download the program in the attic. You WILL be asked to agree to TOS that includes a confidentiality and INDIVIDUAL USER ONLY agreement. The short end of that stick is this: share the program and you'll be booted and banned for life. This is TANK MEMBERS ONLY. Shouldn't have to be said, but having said it, there are no excuses.

Test drives, FWIW, have been freaking UN. BE. LIEVE. ABLE.

Speaking of Mistress Chrissy…

She’s a best seller! Aji has been updating everyone by way of facebook and email. Amazon updates hourly, but as of this posting, Olie is at the top of both Humor and Ghost/Fantasy Romance, and is in the mid 30’s for all free download fiction.

Check her rankings on the book’s page, below the blurb.

Proud of you, BOSS!!

http://www.amazon.com/My-Boyfriends-Back-ebook/dp/B004NIFNM0

All That Jazz...

Congrats to Chrissy Olinger and Ahmed El Anjanar on pulling off the New Year's event of 2012. Aji sent us PICS!