LOGS: Ass Diamonds

<MarcusMaximus>	Ahmed de-friended everybody on her account because they were bein mean.
<JumpinJackFlash>	LOL I saw that.
<MarcusMaximus>	They can be disgustiing
<JumpinJackFlash>	I know.
<DamiNDarkness>	You don't know til you have been with them in person.
<MarcusMaximus>	I have been!
<MarcusMaximus>	/nick MightyAhmed
<MightyAhmed>	My dahhrleeeng, I shall go forth and breeng you coffee.
<JumpinJackFlash>	/nick SexyChrissy
<SexyChrissy>	Oh, my love!
<MightyAhmed>	I will bring you coffee and diamonds to show my devotion.
<SexyChrissy>	But my beloved, there are no diamonds here in Green Harbor for we are so rural and bucolic.
<MightyAhmed>	NO! My badjia must have diamonds! So I will forage in the hearths and wood stoves until I find coal!
<SexyChrissy>	YES!
<MightyAhmed>	I will find coal and I will place it deep within my ass and I will squeeze it mighily in my great lust and adoration and form the diamonds of my fidelity for you!
<DamiNDarkness>	ROFLMAO!!!
<SexyChrissy>	Yes! YES! Squeeze the coal for me my beloved beast!
<MightyAhmed>	I will expel for you the diamonds of my devotion and shall carve facets with my teeeth and shall find tin cans upon the roadsides and fashion from them the earbobs to dangle the sparkling glory of my devotion and from your ears shall hang the diamonds of my ass, radiating great twinkles like testicles of joy!
<SexyChrissy>	YES! I will wear the testicle bobs of joy fashioned from the ass diamonds! Your pain will be my EX-TAH-SEEE!
<MightyAhmed>	Ungh Ungh-- I LOVE YOU!!!!
<SexyChrissy>	Of course you do, mighty man-unit of passion!
<DamiNDarkness>	Oh hell I am so putting this log up. You're both dead!