Monday, December 17, 2012

Corvania Rankings and Log Snips


This week's rankings:

Current First Circle Rankings:

Finnvara (Thief) 64,355
Abados (Warrior) 61,000
Ladvaris (Ambassador) 49,755
Ellinore(Cleric) 32,450
Riley (Wizard) 22,115
Second Round Deaths/Outcastings: 
Abados (killed by Finnvara)
Foster (killed by Finnvara)
Rezeva (killed by Abados)
Zanjari (cast into dungeon by Abados)
Riley (cast into dungeon by Abados)
Stephos (killed by Riley)

Best Chat Snippets of the Week:

<Finnvara>  Sorry.
<Abados>    WTF??? AGAIN???
<Finnvara>  I hope it didn't hurt.
<Abados>    I am taking back almost all of your presents. #santafail
<Finnvara>  Almost all?
<Ladivaris> No, you're not whipped at all.
<Abados>    SUCK HOT DEATH, MARC!


<Ladivaris> You're kinda hot for a nun.
<Ellinore>  I'm the kind that gives spankings with rulers.
<Ladivaris> Rowr!
<Ellinore>  So, Ambassador, are you going to sell me that jewel?
<Ladivaris> You could be habit forming.


<Riley>     I will sell you a ruserrection spell for three releases.
<Abados>    Not worth it.
<Ladivaris> I sold my jewels to Ellinore.
<Abados>    WHY THE BLOODY SHITE DID YOU DO THAT???
<Ladivaris> She's hot and she wanted them!
<Abados>    She's a corrupt cleric, ass-cheese.
<Ladivaris> She's all sexy and promisd me stuff.
<Abados>    It says right on her avatar blurb "corrupt."
<Ladivaris> I know, but I'm married to her outside of Corvania.
<Abados>    I HAVE BEEN KILLED TWICE BY FINNVARA YOU TWIT.
<Ladivaris> That's trouble in YOUR paradise, pal.
<Abados>    None of you know what an ALLIANCE is. NONE of you.
<Riley>     Why are you mad at everyone else?
<Abados>    Shut the hell up Riley.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Corvania Website and Rankings

The Corvania Chronicles website, lovingly put together by Finnvara (Chrissy) herself is UP! Weekly rankings will be posted there.

More pages will be added as play continues.  Please bookmark it!  Note: Facebook blocks urls with gamer tags, so you will not be able to post it on your feeds.

VISIT THE CORVANIA CHRONICLES PAGE


Current First Circle Rankings:

    Finnvara (Thief) 20,505
    Ladvaris (Ambassador) 19,755
    Abados (Warrior) 19,800
    Delinar (Witch) 19,740
    Riley (Wizard) 17,805

First Round Deaths/Outcastings:

    Zanjari (killed by Abados)
    Ellinore (cast into dungeon by Finnvara
    Foster (killed by Finnvara) Eldridge (exiled to Remvoran by Finnvara)
    Cosette (killed by Zanjari)
    Abarian (killed by Zanjari)
    Lirrin (cast into dungeon by  Finnvara, awaiting execution)


Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Defyin' da Mayans Party



It's the end of days! So we are having a party to defy those pesky Mayan calendar twerps. If you are home on December 21st, please log in to join your fellow tankeheads for an IRC chat session from Midnight (showing up early is fine) til the end of days comes... or the booze runs out. Should the world fail to end we will be doing some serious celebrating, beginning at the midnight hour, including the following:

  • Skype Karaoke
  • Trivia Blast
  • Drinking Games 
  • Fabulous Prizes, including cash and gift certificates, for those who are the most ridiculous
Be there or be square!!

Monday, December 3, 2012

Holiday Shennanigans

Holiday update, just to prove the blog still works!


  1. If you did not sign up to participate in the gift swap, you're too late. MAKE SURE YOU MAIL PACKAGES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE so that they arrive on time. As always, awards will be given in January for:  a. gift that traveled the farthest  b. dumbest gift  c. most disgusting gift
  2. We are pleased to announce the return of CORVANIA CHRONICLES. A BRAND NEW version has launched, Tankers-only, with some amazing world building. Skyrim shmyrim! Dice roll takes  place December 8. If you miss First Dice you can't be First Circle, so show up!
  3. Negotiations are currently underway to purchase new servers so that we can bulk up IRC for greater slam-width. Though not yet completed, at least two are a lock (just a matter of paperwork going through). Thanks to Damiano for his help in making this happen.
  4. If you have been looking for an IRC application that works on both Android platforms and Kindle Fire, the newer version of AndroidIRC, AndChat, works like silk. Go, download, be happy:

And a preview of the new legend...


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