Corvania Reboot Imminent

It’s that time of year. Corvania players should have been sent an invoice and request for renewal commitment. If you are planning to continue with the game after the reboot, you MUST have your payment in by New Year’s Eve at 11:59 PM. Late payments will be refunded. Failure to pay will result in exclusion.

There are two possible slots opening up. If you are on the list, slots will be given out as they open in the order of request, and holds will be notified and given an extra three days to make payment.

We HIGHLY recommend that players consider a half year subscription. Subbing for 6 months does not in any way change your status, nor will it move your place as an active member. We remind about the reboot in June. You pay half the cost, naturally, for a half year.

Reminder: members pay $250 for a year; $125 for a half year.

Current Rankings After the Corvania Reboot

First Circle:
Abados (Warrior) 32,171
Riley (Wizard) 31,781
Finnvara (Thief) 28,292

Deaths/Outcastings:
Ladvaris - Dungeon by Abados
Mellinarin - Killed by Finnvara
Rezeva - Killed by Ladvaris

Corvania Rankings and Log Snips

This week's rankings:

Current First Circle Rankings:

Finnvara (Thief) 64,355
Abados (Warrior) 61,000
Ladvaris (Ambassador) 49,755
Ellinore(Cleric) 32,450
Riley (Wizard) 22,115

Second Round Deaths/Outcastings: 

Abados (killed by Finnvara)
Foster (killed by Finnvara)
Rezeva (killed by Abados)
Zanjari (cast into dungeon by Abados)
Riley (cast into dungeon by Abados)
Stephos (killed by Riley)

Best Chat Snippets of the Week:

<Finnvara>  Sorry.
<Abados>    WTF??? AGAIN???
<Finnvara>  I hope it didn't hurt.
<Abados>    I am taking back almost all of your presents. #santafail
<Finnvara>  Almost all?
<Ladivaris> No, you're not whipped at all.
<Abados>    SUCK HOT DEATH, MARC!


<Ladivaris> You're kinda hot for a nun.
<Ellinore>  I'm the kind that gives spankings with rulers.
<Ladivaris> Rowr!
<Ellinore>  So, Ambassador, are you going to sell me that jewel?
<Ladivaris> You could be habit forming.


<Riley>     I will sell you a ruserrection spell for three releases.
<Abados>    Not worth it.
<Ladivaris> I sold my jewels to Ellinore.
<Abados>    WHY THE BLOODY SHITE DID YOU DO THAT???
<Ladivaris> She's hot and she wanted them!
<Abados>    She's a corrupt cleric, ass-cheese.
<Ladivaris> She's all sexy and promisd me stuff.
<Abados>    It says right on her avatar blurb "corrupt."
<Ladivaris> I know, but I'm married to her outside of Corvania.
<Abados>    I HAVE BEEN KILLED TWICE BY FINNVARA YOU TWIT.
<Ladivaris> That's trouble in YOUR paradise, pal.
<Abados>    None of you know what an ALLIANCE is. NONE of you.
<Riley>     Why are you mad at everyone else?
<Abados>    Shut the hell up Riley.

Holiday Shennanigans

Holiday update, just to prove the blog still works!

1. If you did not sign up to participate in the gift swap, you're too late. MAKE SURE YOU MAIL PACKAGES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE so that they arrive on time. As always, awards will be given in January for:  a. gift that traveled the farthest  b. dumbest gift  c. most disgusting gift
2. We are pleased to announce the return of CORVANIA CHRONICLES. A BRAND NEW version has launched, Tankers-only, with some amazing world building. Skyrim shmyrim! Dice roll takes  place December 8. If you miss First Dice you can't be First Circle, so show up!
3. Negotiations are currently underway to purchase new servers so that we can bulk up IRC for greater slam-width. Though not yet completed, at least two are a lock (just a matter of paperwork going through). Thanks to Damiano for his help in making this happen.
4. If you have been looking for an IRC application that works on both Android platforms and Kindle Fire, the newer version of AndroidIRC, AndChat, works like silk. Go, download, be happy:

http://www.andchat.net/page/download

And a preview of the new legend...

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